For one thing, the boys thought they should "sleep" (in quotes cause there wasn't all that much sleeping) in my bed with me, so there was no being alone and I couldn't hear any noises over all the noise they made moving around all night.
And more importantly, the boys were more than happy to protect me with all of their weapons and ammunition they've collected over the past few months. I'm pretty sure they only fight people named "Grievous" and "Megatron" and "Darth Vader" from what I overhear from their battle dialogue...
And if there just happened to be any bad guys at the pumpkin patch today.......
this cowboy and his gang of good ol' boys would chase them away in their speedy John Deere!
What more protection could a mom possibly need?

